Irminsul
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Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Land of the Green
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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:50 am Post subject: An email I sent... |
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OH MY GOSH!
This shut door is an IMPENATRABLE barrier!!!
There is NO possible way to open the UNLOCKED door!
CRY! CRY! CRY!
Perhaps my tears and crying will magically open it?!
CRY! CRY! CRY!
My tears will weaken the door by providing a salty liquid that will slowly permeate and digest the wood fibers. Thusly making the structural integrity weaken.
CRY! CRY! CRY!
Then my crying will send forth an accumulation of sonic waves causing a disruptive harmonic vibration that will further weaken the soggy wood amplifying the already weakened stuctural integrity. Thus causing a catostrophic failure of the internal atomic stucture of the door.
CRY! CRY! CRY!
Making the door BURST from the inside out!
VIOLA!
I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why oh why?!
Double you, tee, eff. Question mark, exclaimation point.
*Head to desk*
Yeah, it was sent to Allison complaining about "Ashtray's" constant uselessness and inability to do anything - whilst crying about it the entire time. Because you know - crying is useful - especially when it is done constantly and for no reason. |
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